Signs of the Apocalypse #2

Tourists make Venice sink and birds fall from the sky

A few weeks ago it was Arkansas, then Sweden, Texas, Brazil and now...Faenza, Italy where 1,000 turtledoves fall from the sky. Observers say the birds have a blue stain on their beaks, indicating possible poisoning. Some say it isn't uncommon; some say it is an indication that something has seriously gone awry with our birds; some say it is the sign of the end of times. I personally believe these were caused by the aftershocks of an SBD released into our atmosphere. Surely, there will be more.

(Birds falling from the sky is signs of the apocalypse #2; the hair-flip was #1)